Phineus Timeline

  • 1943 THE MEMBERS OF GD7 FIGHT NAZIS SHUB NIGGARTH IN “HOW WE WON THE WAR”.
  • 1969  PHIN BEAM IS BORN IN PITTSBURGH, PA.
  • 1970  SARA BEAM IS BORN IN ATHENS, GREECE.
  • 1972 SARA AND FAMILY MOVE TO SAN DIEGO, CA.
  • 1979 SARA’S DAD TEACHES HER TO SHOOT.
  • 1979 THE EVENTS OF “THE HAITIAN ZOMBIE CLAMBAKE” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1980 PHIN FIRST REALIZES HIS AFFINITY FOR MAGIC.
  • 1981 PHINEUS MEETS FATHER BEN BILLINGS & THE EVENTS OF “BOY WIZARD” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1981 PHIN BEGINS ATTENDING LUCAS PREP FOR MAGIC WITH HEADMASTER MOJAEKUM.
  • 1984 PHIN ENROLLS IN FOURIER COLLEGE AS THE YOUNGEST FRESHMAN MAGE MAJOR IN SCHOOL’S HISTORY.
  • 1984 PHIN MEETS JOSEPHAT ROTWANG, A STUDENT AT FOURIER.
  • 1986 SARA AND THEN BOYFRIEND BOBBY “CREEPHUNTER” CARTER FACE THE CHUPACABRA IN “The SANDIEGO Goat Sucker Incident”.
  • 1986 THE EVENTS OF” THE ZOMBIE RAT UPRISING” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1987 SARA ENROLLS IN CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY AS AN ARCHEOLOGY   MAJOR. THIS IS WHEN SHE MEETS EMILY MICHOU A PSYCHIC MAJOR AT FOURIER.
  • 1988 THE EVENTS OF “THE NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING DEAD” & “THE TERROR OF THE CTHULHU CULT” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1988 THE EVENTS OF “THE GLAMOUR” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1989 THE EVENTS OF  “VOTEMPEST CELESTIAL INCIDENT” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1990 PHIN AND SARA BOTH GRADUATE.
  • 1990 PHIN AND SARA ARE MARRIED.
  • 1991 PHIN AND SARA OPEN THEIR PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION AGENCY.
  • 1991 THE EVENTS OF “DISMEMBER ME WHILE YOUR GONE” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1993 THE EVENTS OF “LARGO THE DREAD” AND “WAKE THE DEAD” TAKE PLACE.
  • 1994 THE EVENS OF “MY MUMMY LOVES ME ” TAKE PLACE IN EGYPT.
  • 1995 THE EVENTS OF “GOLEM” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2000 THE EVENTS OF “THE UNDEAD HOTDOG INCIDENT” AND “ROTWANG” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2001 THE EVENTS OF “SARA: ONE SHOT” TAKES PLACE &  “RUINS OF A MOONLIT LANDSCAPE” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2002 THE EVENTS OF “NAZI BASTARDS”  & “GHOUL OF MY DREAMS” TAKES PLACE.
  • 2003 THE EVENTS OF “MISTAKE BY THE LAKE” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2003 MOJAEKUM BECOMES INTERIM MAGE PROTECTOR OF CLEVELAND AFTER AGNES RAND DIES.
  • 2004 THE EVENTS OF “THE EYES HAVE IT” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2005 THE EVENTS OF “THE TERROR OF LEAP CASTLE” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2006 THE EVENTS OF “THE RADON FARTING BASTARD ALIENS  FROM HELL”, “GHOULINA”& “TRINITY” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2007 THE EVENTS OF “ZOMBIEHAUS”, “WHICH LICH IS WHICH?”  “AGAINST THE GIANTS” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2008 THE EVENTS OF “THE GREAT JAGUAR PAW”  TAKE PLACE.
  • 2009 THE EVENTS OF “GARDENGNOMAGEDDON”,“IMP” & “SARA VS. THE GOBBO SLAVERS” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2009 PHINEUS BECOMES MAGE PROTECTOR OF CLEVELAND.
  • 2010 THE EVENTS OF “REALLY BIG HEAD” & “THE DORMONT HORROR”
  • 2011 THE EVENTS OF “THE QUICK AND THE UNDEAD”  & “MISHAPS AND MONSTER SUMMONING” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2012  THE EVENTS OF “MOTHER OF ALL MONSTERS”,  WEREWOLF CONUNDRUM, “THE BRAIN EATERS”, “SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I MIGO?”  & “HAVE A DRINK ON ME” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2013 PHIN AND SARA HAVE THEIR FIRST CHILD, A DAUGHTER, NICOLE, WHO HAS MAGICAL POTENTIAL.
  • 2013 THE EVENTS OF “THE KALI SAGA” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2014 THE EVENTS OF “APOCALYPSE CHILD”, “A DAY IN THE LIFE” & “WORM SIGN” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2015 THE EVENTS OF THE HOLLOW EARTH TAKE PLACE.
  • 2017 THE EVENTS OF “FAMILY SECRETS” TAKE PLACE & PHIN AND SARA HAVE THEIR SECOND CHILD, A DAUGHTER, NAMED ROSA.
  • 2022 PHIN LOSES HIS LEFT ARM TO A CYBER DEMON AND IT IS REPLACED BYA BIONIC ARM IN “DO CYBORG DEMONS DREAM OF ELECTRIC PEOPLE?”.
  • 2025 SARA RETIRES FROM INVESTIGATION AND BECOMES A FULL-TIME ARCHEOLOGIST.
  • 2035 The Events of “MAYNARD AND GRIMM” take place.
  • 2036 THE EVENTS OF THE UPCOMING “PHINEUS:2036” TAKE PLACE.
  • 2045 PHINEUS BECOMES THE GREEN MAGE, AS MAGE PROTECTOR OF PITTSBURGH AND CLEVELAND.
  • 2050 PHIN FINDS MYSTICAL WAYS TO SUSTAIN HIS LIFE INDEFINITELY.
  • 2062 SARA DIES OF OLD AGE, PHIN IS CRUSHED.
  • 2675  PHINEUS IS CORRUPTED BY MAGIC AND TURNS EVIL.
  • 2803 COLE FACES OFF AGAINST HER FATHER IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP HIM.